Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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