do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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