Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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