haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What a dumb baby whore.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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