All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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