Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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