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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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