He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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