dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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