When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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