actually, I'm a sock model
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You ruined the universe
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