I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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