If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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