This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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