i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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