it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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