She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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