he wants to bone in the snuggie
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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