How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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