fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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