He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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