16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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