You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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