So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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