I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
