at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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