So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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