turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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