and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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