Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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