omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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