Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
my being single is dangerous.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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