I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm bleeding and have questions
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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