Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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