Can Purell be used as lube?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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