Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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