the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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