Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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