I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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