Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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