Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
