STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
