Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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