Old men and throwing up are my life now.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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