Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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