why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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