And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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