Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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