no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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