Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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