I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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