Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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