they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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