C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Thank you for not boning my boss.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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